Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Added by Frankie on December 9, 2008 at 1:03pm —
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Well another Halloween has come and gone. The one good thing is I have evidence of the freakish night at the Cordova house. These pictures will haunt you in more ways than one. Have a… Continue
Added by Frankie on November 1, 2008 at 2:00pm —
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OK, OK its not really the spice girls but the night was definitely spicy. The girls looked great and they all had a great time. Mr. Beckham was no where to be seen but im sure in the drucken state they were in they probably all thought i was him. Yeah right!!!
In an effort to teach some basic Spanglish words, we have compiled a list of everyday words and their proper usage in our ever-changing Spanglish world. Here are some examples
Here are sum baysick bocabulari:
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY : WATER
My wife gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY : LIVER & CHEESE
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY : WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the… Continue
Added by Frankie on September 12, 2008 at 2:52pm —
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Mercy celebrated her 40th B Day with a bang. We all had a great time at Uva. Mercy and Ralph invited us to celebrate her B Day and we all had a great time. We love you Mercy! I have never met anyone that enjoys life as much as you do. Here is to 40 more.
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Added by Frankie on July 27, 2008 at 9:30pm —
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We had a great time on the fourth. We had Johnny and the family come and visit. We all headed to the keys and bombarded Johnny's awesome duplex overlooking the ocean in Marathon. Grandpa cooked as always and it was amazing. We all went fishing off the dock in the back where my sister held a fishing tournament. She caught the first fish and paraded around like she caught Jaws. It was actually more like Nimo. Miguel proceeded to cast away for 19hrs only to catch the wrath of my sister instead of a… Continue
Added by Frankie on July 13, 2008 at 3:45pm —
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IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key
You get into your… Continue
Added by Frankie on July 2, 2008 at 5:29pm —
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Congratulations to the Torres Family and there new addition. We all love you Uli and wish you nothing but the best. He is beautiful. Get the baby mountain bike ready! Continue
My little sister turned 31 today. We had a nice dinner at Duffy's. Its a small little Irish pub with some goood burgers. I cant believe shes even 30. Happy Birthday Chicha. You are the kindest and good hearted person I know. I hope to be there when your 90. We can meet at Duffy's and dunk our dentures in the beer. Continue
Added by Frankie on March 24, 2008 at 11:00pm —
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Well Im at Fort Lauderdale airport and have been here for 7 hrs. My plane has been delayed for a little over six hours. Nice. How freaken boring can an airport be? Well pretty damn boring...... I have called people, surfed the web, ate everything, read everything and looked at everything I was supposed to on the plane. Sooooo my plane ride should be pretty boring to say the least. US airways sucks pretty bad but then again so do most domestic carriers. I hope you all are having fun right now. Ti… Continue
Added by Frankie on February 24, 2008 at 9:30pm —
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Elmo makes death threats to toddler
Sure, it seemed like after the years of hard drinking, petty crime, and run-ins with the law, Elmo had cleaned up his act -- but a shocking report out of Tampa Bay, Florida, says otherwise. A two-year-old's life has been turned upside down by vicious talk coming from his favorite toy, Elmo Knows Your Name. It seems that after a recent batt… Continue
Added by Frankie on February 22, 2008 at 5:00pm —
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I caught this show the other day Deal or no Deal. This lady had an offer of $497,000.00 dollars or risk it for a chance at a $1,000,000.00 bucks. The thing here is that there was a chance for her to leave with $10.00 bucks if she risked it. She went for it and left with $10.00 dollars.I guess my point is," at what point to do you lose respect for money and forget about your family." I could not help wondering as I sat there looking at her kids and family in disgust. You have a once in a lifetime… Continue
Added by Frankie on February 20, 2008 at 4:56pm —
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had
one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schit… Continue
Added by Frankie on February 15, 2008 at 5:26pm —
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It seems like time flies. We are already in the middle of February. I cant believe it. I remember being younger and time stood still. Now it seems like we dont have enough time to even pee. You hurt in places you didnt, hair is falling out, hair is growing in wierd places, your eyes cant see straight, your patience is no longer........damn am I having a mid life crises? Hold on let me slap myself.
Ok I'm back. Sort of .... but anyways its February and we are moving on to spring and at least we… Continue
Added by Frankie on February 14, 2008 at 11:53pm —
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How can you tell this table is being sold by a man?
And don't cheat either!! It's not hard to
tell!!
This table was for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man?
Can you solve this lit… Continue
Added by Frankie on February 14, 2008 at 8:30pm —
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