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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Maybe its just people named Alex. Keep this in mind if you are having kids soon.

OK, OK its not really the spice girls but the night was definitely spicy. The girls looked great and they all had a great time. Mr. Beckham was no where to be seen but im sure in the drucken state they were in they probably all thought i was him. Yeah right!!!

Well another Halloween has come and gone. The one good thing is I have evidence of the freakish night at the Cordova house. These pictures will haunt you in more ways than one. Have a… Continue

In an effort to teach some basic Spanglish words, we have compiled a list of everyday words and their proper usage in our ever-changing Spanglish world. Here are some examples


Here are sum baysick bocabulari:

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY : WATER
My wife gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY : LIVER & CHEESE
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY : WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the… Continue